He is the first of the gods you fight.

That's right... Chuck Norris is a god.

lol is this actually a tribute to Chuck?

Man it's impossible for it not to be! I've noticed a good amount of SA/4chan/general Internet references in DS games lately. Phoenix Wright: JFA has a clown witness in the second case spiral into the Prince of Bel-Air theme for no reason, FF5A has a skill on the Gladiator class where you 'hit the enemy's weakpoint for massive damage', and apparently in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl there's a trainer who, upon getting his ass kicked, declares he will compose a grand masterpiece of Pokemon battles and title it "My Pokemon is Fight!".

>>297

Isn't that more of a SA reference than 4chan?

>>298 Fails at reading comprehension.

>>298
Bel-Air = 4chan
Pokemon is fight! = (I assume) SA
Massive Damage = General Internet

Also Pokemon D/P had a massive damage joke.

Does this mean that writers are previous losers who hang around forums?

>>303
Continual losers.

this is one of those weird bubble bobble type games, right?

>>305 It's combat sudoku, a race against your enemy to... finish a sudoku puzzle first.

>>309
uhg. it's like, why do puzzles that are designed to be easy? Seriously, you guys have a video game system that you've made into the sunday paper, wtf.

Does it involve grinding levels with resetting counters or ridiculously powerful beings that require children to tell them what to do? If yes to either of these, I'll wait for them to print a TCG and play that.

>>324

I don't know what sass you're trying to make, but it's SUDOKU

>>326 It's sudoku on the DS, with cartoon characters who shit-talk.