I am 'Trainee':
HORNY F: hey
Trainee: oh hi
Trainee: f is for 'female' i guess?
HORNY F: yup ;)
HORNY F: you M?
Trainee: yes
HORNY F: I want your cawk
Trainee: how would you like it?
HORNY F: fried
HORNY F: deep fat fried
Trainee: okay just give me a sec, i'll get my pan
Trainee: now i'm pouring oil in the pan
Trainee: where shall i post my cawk after I'm done?
HORNY F: kk
HORNY F: photobucket
Trainee: oh i was thinking more of UPS when i meant 'post'
HORNY F: oh
Trainee: oil is done, let me just dip it in the pan
Trainee: OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!11!!!!
Trainee: :(
HORNY F: meet me under the bridge at exit 21
HORNY F: hahaha
Trainee: maybe this should be left to the masochists :(
Trainee: I'lll stick to vanilla sex from now on...
HORNY F: good idea
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesu
Shut up.