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I would love some advise on how to become a sexy transvestite.
At this point, I look nothing like a chick. I'm 5 9 and weigh 269. I'm going to the gym and weight watchers. Also my job keeps me running around a lot. I just figured that since I'm working on my body, I should do something that I've wanted to do for a long time.
You can email me at wannabechick@live.com
PS- Get to 240 and post pics.
i dream of dressing in drag being sexy
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... to be sexy as a transvestite you have to be sexy as a man... to be sexy as a drag queen is a completely different thing.
furry marketing?
>>6
personally I don't think that there is such a thing as a sexy drag queen
>>8
true. they all look pretty much like you.
New Hardblush
any one have avi or flv about lenny and vladim full scence?
it used to be in http://powerboys.sensualwriter.com/2009/04/03/5-lenny-vladim-55/
Discuss.
I failed calculus 2 and I would fuck anything that moves (And has a penis) : (
calc 2 is tough, but you're retarded if you failed it.
hello
if women were interested in sex as much as we are (and by we i mean men in general) straight people would be universally regarded as sluts too
plus sexuality is a much bigger part of the gay identity, largely because we're in the minority
i see no problem with being a slut (whatever your sex or sexuality. forgetting for the moment that it actually ISN'T considered a problem for straight men, but is encouraged and is not given a derogatory name even though it's the exact same thing. double standards much?) so long as you can be safe about it and make something of yourself at the same time
it is true that many fags do not meet this second criterion but neither do many straight people and so such comparisons, i feel, are a bit unfair
>if women were interested in sex as much as we are (and by we i mean men in general) straight people would be universally regarded as sluts too
no.
>plus sexuality is a much bigger part of the gay identity, largely because we're in the minority
no.
>i see no problem with being a slut (whatever your sex or sexuality. forgetting for the moment that it actually ISN'T considered a problem for straight men, but is encouraged and is not given a derogatory name even though it's the exact same thing. double standards much?) so long as you can be safe about it and make something of yourself at the same time
no.
uh... yeah. i think my psy 101 text knows more about it than you so imma go wit dat
lol, show me where your text book states those things. also cite its author(s)/publisher(s).
>i see no problem with being a slut
and there lies problem
It's true sexuality and sex is the basis for the "gay community's" IDENTITY.. but whatever. I've never felt comfortable with that and the image of the "gay community" being a voracious pack of dick hungry retard sluts. Nor do I really feel comfortable around dudes that adopt that image as part of their own.
Hey guys, I was just wondering what everyone's first time buttsex was like. Who did you do it with? Was it romantic? Toys and such do not count, only real (human) dicks. Also, was it painful? When I read about it I kept reading "buttsex isn't painful if you go slow and use lots of lube etc" but I distinctly remember an average size cock making my asshole feel horrible, even though I had fingered myself in the past and whatnot.
I really liked my first time. I remember it being like wtf is in my ass for a second or two, causing him to stop, but after a few more seconds my sentiments were more like, yeah fuck me. TWAS ROMANTIC AND BOYFRIEND-ISH AND LA DEE DAA THERE WERE FAERIES AND RAINBOWS ALL ABOUT. Condoms and lube missionary position with some kissing. Woulda liked it even more if he woulda lasted longer. Heh, but he had gotten the works before that.
My ass had a funny feeling afterwards. I found it pretty amusing. It really wasn't that inconveniencing. shrugs My only two other experiences have been topping.
for me it hurt a lot at first but once i was past that and the fucking began it was great. fairly romantic, hard to kiss properly. i came first.
Butt secks makes me feel like I have to poo. =/
I consider myself straight but really love getting fxked in the ass. What's up with that?
Eating semen only seems appealing in your own head. When you actually do it, it's like :-/ "this tastes kind of gross." Nevertheless I always would do it again, if only to be consistent with my lover.
>>24 To me it seems kinda perverted and maybe even depraved so that's the appeal. I don't like to have sterile or dispassionate sex. I'd prefer it be perverse, and driven by commitment to please one another. Or you can choose to not do it and think about how you'd rather people ejaculated strawberries and cream...
ITT BB advocates ATM.
>>26 I dunno. I think it'd be great if people ejaculated strawberries 'n cream too.
yes bristlebur, it arrived, and it's good.
I would have to say it's one of my better purchases.
I'm always afraid to ask if my lover would be willing to put his cock in my mouth after fucking me. I mean, I don't want him to go "ew, gross why would you do that". On the other hand I would be moderately offended if someone did it to me for the first time without my approval, unless of course I had already engaged in other kinky sex acts that would seem to suggest I might enjoy ATM. tl;dr depravity can be sexy IMO
Read more Savage Love.
Talk to them, talk to them, talk to them.
>>1 You're in the closet. Clear and simple.
I think its OK. I like mostly my wife on top for sex and 69 but for bf i am very bottom. Maybe I was a bit curious but the way I got into it was my wife wanted to watch me do bj.
How do you sleep at night... That's not even a question, fags.
In a bed.
That's the gayest thing I have ever read.
Don't diss something you haven't even tried. .....or have you and are regretting it? ;-)
#4 is newfag
With the fear of AIDS (among other gay related STDs), social rejection (your rejection is justified, get the fuck over it), and the pain of living with a torn sphincter I think it's obvious as to why gays go out all night. sleeping is not an option for them.
I dunno. I spend the majority of my day sleeping.
Yesterday I slept, like, all day. I thought today was Wednesday.
It is 3am. I'm still awake.
Fuck irc. askl;jkkljfaiougjoin.
Shiiiiit. I wanted to do so much tomorrow.
And yes, I'll be on irc tomorrow, after I wake up.
I hate you all.
with a cock in my ass of course.
hi
hi im in the closset
dicks
faggots
I misread this threads topic as "who's the coolest say hi"
;(
Total closet, yay!
closets r 4 clothes
And gays.
I the closet.
Probably for life...
Atleast it's a fabulously decorated closet..
Hey, you guys, I have a quesion. Ya rike a rumpkin? I'll take one, how bout you?
That sounds like a wonderous idea, but I'm afraid to sleep now, for Beelzebub may take it as a chance to slaughter me. Either way, good night, dad.
Father, if you are there, I need to ask you a question. Does Mortimer really love me as much as he says he does? Everyday when I get home he's always gone and he leaves a note saying he's different places but I always call his friend Frank and he says they've been hanging out most of the day. I don't know if it because he lies to me about where he is or if I'm just paranoid, but you seem to have all of the answers. I even had a dinner waiting for him tonight at 8 and he still hasn't come home. I don't know what to do, I've tried his cell phone but he left it at home. And I'm afraid to call Frank for fear of who might pick up. I guess I'll wait for an answer from you. Thanks, dad.
Simbaaaa. Oh wait, ahem. Well my son, I most certainly do not make it my business to follow the lives of manservants on a daily basis, but the birds of the northwind have informed me that they saw Mortimer the other day with the Francis Largeknuckles, aka the French Percher. Go to him, dear boy. He loves you with the burning passion of a hibachi grill but i fear this Percher may be no mortal man. This man bears the eye of the Jew! Go forth with tiny footsteps!
Damn those Jews and their eyes! They are so full of hate and dispite! I fear for my love. I don't know if he will be alright. Please protect me as I go after him tonight. I love you Mortimer! And fuck tiny footsteps, I have to go after him as fast as I can. If I don't come back to this board, one can only assume what's happened to me as I pursued my love into the darkness.
Kbai
People having technicle difficulties, me thinks?
FATHER! You've returned! Please tell me where to go! Please! I've never asked you for anything before, just help me out this once.
My, it's been so long since I've visited here. I miss you Mortimer!
Hi guys, this is a poll thread. Who has a circumcised cock and who doesn't? Mine is cirmcumcised. Actually I find uncut cocks to look kind of gross, and I have yet to see one IRL.
P.S. what the fuck happened to the boards.
Im uncut and well I am happy to see another uncut cock.
I'm glad I'm uncut - I'm glad my dick wasn't put under the knife and mutilated.
I have a circumscribed cock. :$
Stupid argument is stupid. A cock is a cock, and circumcised or uncircumcised, they both go in your ass (or a vagina if you're straight).
>>25
I think you mean 'mouth, ass, or vagina if you're a horrible, horrible monster who shouldn't be in gay dis.