hi
LOL DONGS
HUGE COCKS SLAPPING MY TENDER THIGHS
; - ;
not so much in the closet
but christ i want sex :<
fags
hi im in the closset
dicks
faggots
I misread this threads topic as "who's the coolest say hi"
;(
I would love some advise on how to become a sexy transvestite.
At this point, I look nothing like a chick. I'm 5 9 and weigh 269. I'm going to the gym and weight watchers. Also my job keeps me running around a lot. I just figured that since I'm working on my body, I should do something that I've wanted to do for a long time.
You can email me at wannabechick@live.com
lol
PS- Get to 240 and post pics.
i dream of dressing in drag being sexy
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so today i was almost finished in ceramics and a guy came in to do some work on the first throwing assignment for first semester kids. omigah. he looks like someone you could totally imagine just fucking somebody up for no reason. v. bara, v. hot.
but then he started talking to some people from his class, and my penis ran inside for cover, and I gained 100% certainty that his major had to do with theater.
okay maybe not that bad, but it really doesn't suit his appearance. easily gives the idea that he'd be a total bottom though, so i can easily imagine shagging him rotten while he doesn't talk.
oh wow blog about it
keep us updated!
looooololooooolololl oh god.
He came in and started working when my class was clearing out. I still had an hour of work left before I could leave though, so yeah. At one point he asked if there were any more paper towels, as the dispenser was empty.
I swear to god, his voice got mixed up with a 70 year old woman, smoker since 13. Bonerkill.
Actually, he does smoke, so it kinda fits.
Also smoking is nasty and entirely repulsive.
This pursuit has lost all interest.
I do gay it up a bit for the benefit of the audience.
I'm with you! I dislike smokers......
fuck you all, you cant be a fag unless you smoke fags
haha, i forgot about this thread.
yeah, that guy is a human wasteland. total fucking retard. he managed a stunt in the ceramics studio that will be passed on for years and years.
Tell us more
Is it possible for gays to feel this, or am I secretly a woman for wanting to be loved in a community of peoples whose only concerns seem to be their next lay?
Discuss.
It'd really be nice, but, yeah, the gay community is fucked.
I'm in math mode, so bear with me.
Consider the graph of y = -x^4 + 100, for all positive x. (That's the kind that starts high and very sharply goes infinitely down.)
x = number of gays
y can be: emotional maturity, behavioral maturity, mental health, emotional health, intelligence, reliability, stability, realism... you get the idea.
i am not good enough for you burisubou but just from the words you write i want you HARRRd ;(;
oh by which i dont mean just these few words here. ive been reading your words on wtfux for quite a while now.
That's not a sir; that's Rebecca.
MEN ARE PIG DISGUSTING
Then find someone who is looking for a relationship instead of sex?
Also quit bitching to the internet.
Adam, I am appalled at this brazen display of assholery. At least be within two weeks of the OP. For further validity, don't claim someone is bitching when they ask for opinions and offer the "hurr okay" answer to a question.
Makes you look like a tool!
>>14 I'm sure he's aware. http://wtfux.org/random/res/14988.html#i14988
Could we please consider seperating the anime yaoi from the real life male porn please? Too many ugly real dudes. Just a suggestion.
This is retarded to complain about unless you're going to actually post some shit anyone else wants to see.
:0 MY ID IS MURCFAT?! cwie
I cant tell the difference between male and female anime characters.
I consider myself straight but really love getting fxked in the ass. What's up with that?
>>22 Oh man.. it's been twenty days since this post and you havent updated us on that thing you bought to jam between your spread cheeks...
Eating semen only seems appealing in your own head. When you actually do it, it's like :-/ "this tastes kind of gross." Nevertheless I always would do it again, if only to be consistent with my lover.
>>24 To me it seems kinda perverted and maybe even depraved so that's the appeal. I don't like to have sterile or dispassionate sex. I'd prefer it be perverse, and driven by commitment to please one another. Or you can choose to not do it and think about how you'd rather people ejaculated strawberries and cream...
ITT BB advocates ATM.
>>26 I dunno. I think it'd be great if people ejaculated strawberries 'n cream too.
yes bristlebur, it arrived, and it's good.
I would have to say it's one of my better purchases.
I'm always afraid to ask if my lover would be willing to put his cock in my mouth after fucking me. I mean, I don't want him to go "ew, gross why would you do that". On the other hand I would be moderately offended if someone did it to me for the first time without my approval, unless of course I had already engaged in other kinky sex acts that would seem to suggest I might enjoy ATM. tl;dr depravity can be sexy IMO
Read more Savage Love.
Talk to them, talk to them, talk to them.
How do you sleep at night... That's not even a question, fags.
In a bed.
That's the gayest thing I have ever read.
Don't diss something you haven't even tried. .....or have you and are regretting it? ;-)
#4 is newfag
With the fear of AIDS (among other gay related STDs), social rejection (your rejection is justified, get the fuck over it), and the pain of living with a torn sphincter I think it's obvious as to why gays go out all night. sleeping is not an option for them.
I dunno. I spend the majority of my day sleeping.
Yesterday I slept, like, all day. I thought today was Wednesday.
I know I look twink but I am totally a top.
Am I the only one who is frustrated by constantly being targeted as a bottom?
learn your place.
fag
I'm always targeted as a top even though I just want to get F'd in the A. When I put it in poopers, my cock doesn't get any sensation out of it. In before fuck tighter assholes or something.
Use sand instead of lube
>>4 You're on a gay board, idiot. How about some less obvious statements.
#7 is newfag
Hi guys, this is a poll thread. Who has a circumcised cock and who doesn't? Mine is cirmcumcised. Actually I find uncut cocks to look kind of gross, and I have yet to see one IRL.
P.S. what the fuck happened to the boards.
I don't know, seems like I'm in real life as I'm typing this.
I just answered the question that I thought was relevant to my interests or disinterests and forgot about your own! faggot guffaw
But yessz.. I'm circumsized.
uncut but it kind of grew short of skin so the cockhead isn't shiny and gross. shiny cockheads are gross
Withered and chapped cockheads are gross.
Shiny cockheads are healthy cockheads.
This argument is decidedly undelicious.
or >>11 for that matter.. thus undelicious.
You can argue >>11 :o
Who's ever thought cock was actually delicious? Aside from Quin. And fatty. And nega.
I have always admired the circu mcised cock. So masculine, clean and able to prolong sex much more easily.