NEW GLASSES.ITT glasses plz.
NEW GLASSES.
ITT glasses plz.
postin' cause I qualify.
how is the shitterbawn?
>>23612Kind of shitterific, I'm quitting for good on the 18th.
'sup crew
>>23635a qt~
>>23638a boo-t
I think its what they call a bad hair day
sup
>>23589What did you doooooo?
>>23589
What did you doooooo?
bad idea crew?
>>23600More like awesome idea crew.
~evolution complete~
~veri:wepeenwepeeng at the amount of jism I wasted in my hair
~
veri:wepeen
wepeeng at the amount of jism I wasted in my hair
>>23636Step-by-step instructions for jism hairstyle, please. Preferably with images.
hi
aww she's so prettyI see you use a harness!
aww she's so pretty
I see you use a harness!
Even I have to say: where's the rest of you? >>23622D'aww <3
Even I have to say: where's the rest of you?
>>23622D'aww <3
>>23621 hotpls pix of u fucking her
>>23622zimmy is the one on the right...right?
So today a regular customer of mine asked me out to dinner... WTFux... what does one do in a situation like this? Also this is my dog... she is somewhat relevant because I can hear her in the kitchen eating cat food...
So today a regular customer of mine asked me out to dinner... WTFux... what does one do in a situation like this?
Also this is my dog... she is somewhat relevant because I can hear her in the kitchen eating cat food...
do it or you'll ruin his life.
If he's attractive, go out to dinner with him.If he isn't, say you're already in a relationship/have plans.One thing I've learned in this line of work is to stay as distant from the customers' personal lives as possible, unless you're planning on killing them. And even then it's probably best to not get close to them, because then you automatically become a suspect when they die. The majority of murders are caused by people who know the victim.
If he's attractive, go out to dinner with him.
If he isn't, say you're already in a relationship/have plans.
One thing I've learned in this line of work is to stay as distant from the customers' personal lives as possible, unless you're planning on killing them. And even then it's probably best to not get close to them, because then you automatically become a suspect when they die. The majority of murders are caused by people who know the victim.
>>23617 awww baby kittens this is like 2 years old.. siamese is mine now... the tortie was mine but we put her down... i was sad... i got a new cat... his name is jack... he's a pervert... he also has claimed my sister... the siamese decided to claim me...
>>23617
awww baby kittens this is like 2 years old.. siamese is mine now... the tortie was mine but we put her down... i was sad... i got a new cat... his name is jack... he's a pervert... he also has claimed my sister... the siamese decided to claim me...
also the last pic unrelated i just wanted to show the kittehs... so cute...
Also, I try very hard to stay out of customers lives... because if they continue to shop at my work... it'll be awkward... my brain is rather scattered today
FOTO IS A FAT RANCID WHORE
>>23560Typical hot girls that you see on the street and other normal social settings.
>>23560
Typical hot girls that you see on the street and other normal social settings.
>>23560 he's attempting to balance the hot and the ugly. duh
>>23552If that's fat, Josh is a small planet.Just sayin'.
>>23552
If that's fat, Josh is a small planet.
Just sayin'.
FOTO IS A FAT RANCID WHORE, DONT BELITTLE THE BEAUTIFUL SLIM WOMEN BY POSTING THEM IN TANDEM TO THIS HAMBEAST
This is my shtick.
<3
needs moar feet
In my pride I think and say, "im pritty fly in this leather".also in b4 eric/josh criticizmz
In my pride I think and say, "im pritty fly in this leather".
also in b4 eric/josh criticizmz
Since trolling is the shared aim, you both rely on meanly base responses by a standard of that which is proper to a bitch, coward, ‘fag’, &c.Corol.-- Hence it follows that you're both impossibly gay.
Since trolling is the shared aim, you both rely on meanly base responses by a standard of that which is proper to a bitch, coward, ‘fag’, &c.
Corol.-- Hence it follows that you're both impossibly gay.
>>23575
i'll admit...i think the masks are cooli've always wanted to be vega, after all :(
i'll admit...i think the masks are cool
i've always wanted to be vega, after all :(
and i find your hair to be lovelyi want my hair to look like that when it finishes growing out...though it may be a while
and i find your hair to be lovely
i want my hair to look like that when it finishes growing out
...though it may be a while
Shiny Hair is shiny.
>>23579 We have that much in common. :D Vega was a favorite for his narcissism and mask (one I'd like a paper maché version of).
Vega was the gayest of the four heavenly kings. He always wanted to have sex with Balrog, Sagat, and Bison. Balrog would usually pop him in the mouth and tell his white ass to shut up.tl;dr YOU'RE FURTHER PROVING YOU'RE A FAG YOU FAGGY FAGGERSON GOD WHY IS CIVA STILL HERE
Vega was the gayest of the four heavenly kings. He always wanted to have sex with Balrog, Sagat, and Bison. Balrog would usually pop him in the mouth and tell his white ass to shut up.
tl;dr YOU'RE FURTHER PROVING YOU'RE A FAG YOU FAGGY FAGGERSON GOD WHY IS CIVA STILL HERE
sup wtfux!
>>23424qt
>>23464Oh jesus I couldn't out from the thumbnail if it was a mask or what.
>>23415what the fuck is this?
>>23433looks like an elephant caught in the headlights.
>>23433
looks like an elephant caught in the headlights.
bumping for LOL
>>23515 i dunno if it's in the rules to bump your own fail troll
>>23522Wat? no. I posted this. It's chin-chin chan.
>>23522
Wat? no. I posted this.
It's chin-chin chan.
So, you only turn 21 once in life.I didn't get EVERYTHING, but how the night started and ended.
one hour and whatever minutes later, after being mixed with shots and general other bullshit.
Conclusion: 21 is nothing special. You're still doing the same shit you did when you were 16-20, except now you don't have to ask someone 21+ to buy you alcohol.ps: hangover oh god
Conclusion: 21 is nothing special. You're still doing the same shit you did when you were 16-20, except now you don't have to ask someone 21+ to buy you alcohol.
ps: hangover oh god
>>2347021 is special if you have a vagina. Before 21 you've been proving how mature you are by drinking under age and smoking weed. At 21, you lighten up on the partying and start looking for someone to impregnate you. You look for someone who's successful and looking for a strong woman who needs a little help out. Translation: someone to shack up with and pay off your debts.You don't care if you get pregnant, because if it's the wrong guy then you'll get an abortion and if it's the right guy then you'll strong arm him into "doing the right thing".Moniker, you could be that poor sucker. Beware.
>>23470
21 is special if you have a vagina. Before 21 you've been proving how mature you are by drinking under age and smoking weed. At 21, you lighten up on the partying and start looking for someone to impregnate you.
You look for someone who's successful and looking for a strong woman who needs a little help out. Translation: someone to shack up with and pay off your debts.
You don't care if you get pregnant, because if it's the wrong guy then you'll get an abortion and if it's the right guy then you'll strong arm him into "doing the right thing".
Moniker, you could be that poor sucker. Beware.
>>23471I'm seeing a bit of bitter, with a dash of personal experience. Could be wrong.
Forgot this one. My winnings from the casino.
>>23471this is why I suggest you start going for 6-10 year oldsalso, I want pictures of thisunrelated to personal enjoyment btw
>>23471
this is why I suggest you start going for 6-10 year oldsalso, I want pictures of thisunrelated to personal enjoyment btw
Because I was told to post this here.
because I was again told to post this here.
my god you are gay enough to fit right into SL.
>>23533Oh jayzus. You're mine. The end. The FUCKING end.
hai guise whats going on in this th- OH JESUS CHRISTver: yawp
hai guise whats going on in this th- OH JESUS CHRIST
ver: yawp
hahahahaha
mm mm is dat sum shota?
>>23302gross
>>23304shota? I see no shota.i see some gay sitting there in all his faggoty glory, but no shota.I WANT MAH MONEY BAKITP: sex.
>>23304shota? I see no shota.i see some gay sitting there in all his faggoty glory, but no shota.
I WANT MAH MONEY BAK
ITP: sex.
'sup paula-tan?
even this thread deserves to be ontop of that shit
>>2332324? I feel flattered. <333333Awesomesauce~~~
>>23323
24? I feel flattered. <333333Awesomesauce~~~
lulz
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